“You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker.” SchoolJobsPresidentTeacherStandardsComedianHold MeSchool TeachersBunkers Author:Tracy Morgan
“I suppose in our culture - in our lifetime - we've always enjoyed people who tell it straight. We like our presidents, our comedians, and our actors to do that . . . It's funny. You say that people prefer a tasteful formalism - as opposed to an oppressive formalism - but I do feel very strongly that form follows function.” PeopleFeelsFormCultureActorsPresidentFunctionLifetimeEnjoyedComedianVery Strong Author:Oliver Stone
“What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.” RunningPresidentTrumpCardsComedian Author:Michael R. Burch
“Donald Trump is not running for president. This is devastating news for Trump's supporters - all of whom are late night comedians.” RunningNightPresidentTrumpLateNewsComedianSupporterLate Night Author:Conan O'Brien