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“Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers.”

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Author:Nikita Khrushchev

“An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.”

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Book:Goodness Had Nothing to Do with it: Autobiography

Source: Goodness Had Nothing to Do with it: Autobiography

“Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.”

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Author:Chelsea Handler