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Quacking Quotes

“I just pooped out a duck pond. The guy in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom was probably thinking, "What's with all the quacking?”

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Book:Duck Quotes For The Ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Source: Duck Quotes For The Ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“I'm a lot like a pillow salesman. I say that because I deal in ducks. So, I just push the product early and while they're still quacking.”

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Book:BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight

Source: BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight

“Many people find the quacking of ducks an acceptable part of nature's choir. However, if you have close neighbors, the gabble of talkative hens may not be appreciated.”

Book:Storey's Guide to Raising Ducks: Breeds, Care, Health

Source: Storey's Guide to Raising Ducks: Breeds, Care, Health

“Some breeds are noisier than others—a fact that should be taken into consideration when you have neighbors in close proximity.”

Book:Storey's Guide to Raising Ducks: Breeds, Care, Health

Source: Storey's Guide to Raising Ducks: Breeds, Care, Health