“If you dipped a spider in ink and then let it breakdance on a clean sheet of paper, you'd have a fair approximation of the state of my handwriting. I blame the internet myself. If I had to publish things in my handwriting, the only thing I could make money at would be selling ransom notes.” WritingSpidersPrintingScriptHandwritingWitty QuotesSpiderLegibilityHandwrittenRansom Notes Author:Stewart Stafford