“Hey I think the Urban Meyer rule is in effect right now... When the going gets tough... QUIT.” ThinkingEffectsRight NowToughQuittingHeyUrbanGoing Gets Tough Author:Maurice Jones-Drew
“The CEO of Enron, Jeffrey Skilling, married one of the Enron secretaries this week. It's amazing how romantic these Enron guys can be when they realize that wives can't be forced to testify against their husbands. Skilling said today she was the best secretary Enron had ever had. She could shred 950 words a minute. ... I guess they are on their honeymoon right now. That's going pretty well. Hey, he's used to screwing Enron employees.” WellsSaidTodayUsedGuyRealizingWifeWeekMinutesRight NowHusbandMarriedHeyEmployeeSecretaryCeoHoneymoonEnron Author:Jay Leno
“So when you do board, the first class people, they're sitting there. A lot of them are working as your boarding. They have computers out and calculators. They're looking up at you like, Hey, we're making money right now!” PeopleFirstsClassRight NowComputerSittingHeyMaking MoneyBoardsFirst ClassCalculators Author:Brian Regan
“Jewish people, we don't believe in Hell or a future place to suffer. We're suffering right now. Every one of our holidays celebrates how much we've suffered. Passover - we're celebrating 5,000 years ago, God passed over our houses and murdered all the Egyptians. We're celebrating, 'Hey, thank God we didn't get slaughtered.” PeopleYearsBelieveSufferingHouseHellRight NowYears AgoDon't BelieveCelebrateHeyHolidayThank God Author:Andy Kindler
“I hate phone calls so I believe in a telephone armistice. To me, the idea of calling someone unprompted is basically saying, 'Hey, stop whatever you're doing and talk to me right now.” BelieveIdeasHateI BelieveCallingRight NowI HatePhonesI Believe InHeyTelephonesPhone CallsTalk To MeArmisticeCalling Someone Author:Alexis Ohanian
“I'm trying to be like, "Hey, dude, you're super happy, this is everything you've ever dreamed of - if you don't have somebody to hold hands with right now, everything's going to be OK, bro."” IfsTryingHandsRight NowHeyHolding HandsBrosSuper Happy Author:Justin Vernon
“Catcalling is pretty much never going to work. Like anytime a guy's like, "Hey girl! Can we friends?" It's like, I don't know you. I'm just walking by right now, and that's weird. No relationship has ever started from a catcall.” KnowsGuyGirlWalkingRight NowHeyGoing To Work Author:Carly Aquilino
“I rebelled during my high school years really bad. I started messing around with drugs and having relationships with girls and partying. And I used to tell God, "Hey God, after college I'm going to serve You because I know that's what I want to do with my life. I know that's the best way. I know that's why I was created. But right now I want to sin because I love it. I want to have a lot of fun."” KnowsWayWantYearsSchoolUsedGirlFunSinPartyCollegeRight NowDrugHigh SchoolBest WayHeySchool Years Author:Dominic Balli