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Famous Andy Kindler Quotes
“I believe at the end of my career I'll be retired into the recurring character hall of fame.”
“The saddest day in Pixar history was when some guy said 'get Larry the Cable Guy on the phone.”
“I don't know what Tracy Morgan does on stage, but I can assure you it's no act.”
“Some of my inventions didn't take off. I invented a url lengthener.”
“I don't like any nastiness on tv unless it's coming from me.”
“Ever since I've switched to the clean syringes, I've never felt better in my entire life.”
“I get some acting jobs. I like it other than the constant slipping in and out of character.”
“I do have insecurities. I don't know if you can tell. I'm not brimming with confidence.”
“Comedy Central made their own awards show. They were named best comedy channel.”