“You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check.” NeedsI CanLastsRight NowJokesCreditChecks Author:Pat Paulsen
“I don't want to get too much into my personal relationships but I will say I am actually doing the single thing right now. I want someone that I can have fun with and laugh with. I love to laugh and I'm really sarcastic, so it's important that she can take a joke. I think if you are going to be with someone for a while you really need someone you can let loose with and let go of all the stress of the day.” IfsThinkingWantNeedsI CanImportantFunLaughingToo MuchRight NowLetting GoJokesStressHaving FunSarcasticPersonal Relationships Author:Matt Lanter
“I'm not going to name any names, but let's just say, I want to do jokes on Donald Trump so badly, and I have no venue. So right now, I'm just dry Trumping.” WantNamesTrumpRight NowJokesDryVenues Author:Stephen Colbert
“I've always been jealous of people who can tell stories really well in a room with a bunch of people. I've never been good at it because I'm not cocky enough to be like, "Okay, everyone, listen right now to this. I'm going to blow your minds with this joke."” PeopleMindWellsEnoughStoriesRoomsRight NowJokesOkayBlowBunchJealousCocky Author:Brendan Benson
“Star Wars film is breaking all previous box office records. (Why might we want to revisit those characters, that narrative, those jokes and tropes again, in this way, right now? I wonder what it will turn out to reveal about the economics and politics of this moment.)” WayWantWarMomentsCharacterMightFilmTurnsStarsWonderRecordsRight NowOfficeJokesEconomicsBoxesNarrativeBox OfficeTropes Author:Laura Mullen
“They ask me what the biggest thing I have going on right now is, and I usually say, "I think this interview?" And then they don't get that it's a joke. So then I say, Yogi Bear 3D. That's my default.” ThinkingAsksBearsRight NowJokesAsk MeInterviewsDefaultYogiYogi Bear Author:T. J. Miller
“No matter what I face, I must have a mindset that 'it must go this way.' Although it gets to the point where I can't joke around for fun, I'm working hard right now, which is why I think I can look at matters through an objective point of view.” ThinkingWayLooksI CanMatterHardFacesFunViewsRight NowJokesNo Matter WhatMindsetPoint Of ViewObjectives Author:Yunho
“The reason everybody is so amazed and enamored with me right now is because I have worked every angle, I have worked every formula, I have worked every equation, I have seen every club, I have seen every performance, I have seen every joke, I have studied, I have done my job. That's why I'm good. It's not because I got up one night and decided I wanted to tell some f - -ing jokes.” ReasonDoneWantedJobsNightRight NowJokesDecidedPerformancesClubsFormulasAmazedAngleEquationsOne NightEnamored Author:Leslie Jones
“If I see someone not laughing, the first thing I'm thinking is, "OK, am I cursing too much? Am I doing a joke he doesn't understand? Is he resting?" Then he starts becoming my focal point. Once I see him laugh, I'm like, [snap] "All right, now I'm funny."” IfsThinkingFirstsLaughingToo MuchBecomingRight NowJokesSnapsCursingFocal Point Author:Leslie Jones