“Regard yourself as a small corporation of one. Take yourself off on team-building exercises (long walks). Hold a Christmas party every year at which you stand in the corner of your writing room, shouting very loudly to yourself while drinking a bottle of white wine. Then masturbate under the desk. The following day you will feel a deep and cohering sense of embarrassment.” FeelsWritingYearsLongWhiteWalksRoomsPartyTeamBuildingExerciseRegardWineDrinkingFollowingCornersCorporationsBottlesDesksEmbarrassmentTeam BuildingShoutingLong WalksChristmas PartyWhite Wine Author:Will Self
“There is no room for the impurities of literature in an essay.... the essay must be pure--pure like water or pure like wine, but pure from dullness, deadness, and deposits of extraneous matter.” MatterLiteratureWaterRoomsPureWineEssaysDepositsDullnessImpurity Book:Selected essays Source: Selected essays
“Nobody draws the light for covered wine rooms from the south or west, but rather from the north, since that quarter is never subject to change but is always constant and unshifting. So it is with granaries: grain exposed to the sun's course soon loses its good quality, and provisions and fruit, unless stored in a place unexposed to the sun's course, do not keep long.” LongLightCoursesLosesRoomsQualitySunSubjectsDrawsWineConstantWestSouthFruitCoveredExposedQuartersGrainProvisionGood QualityRed Wine Author:Marcus Vitruvius Pollio
“During my drinking decades, I lived like a pig. My room was a hazardous pile of stilettos, tube tops, wine bottles, ashtrays, and old magazines. I valued nothing. Everything that came into my life was disposable: clothes, opportunities, people. My bedroom looked as if my insides had spilled out onto the floor.” PeopleIfsOpportunityRoomsClothesWineDrinkingAddictionDecadesMagazinesBottlesPigsBedroomAlcoholismTubesDisposableStilettosAshtrays Author:Glennon Melton