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“Wood heat is not new. It dates back to a day millions of years ago, when a group of cavemen were sitting around, watching dinosaurs rot. Suddenly, lightning struck a nearby log and set it on fire. One of the cavemen stared at the fire for a few minutes, then said: Hey! Wood heat! The other cavemen, who did not understand English, immediately beat him to death with stones. But the key discovery had been made, and from that day forward, the cavemen had all the heat they needed, although their insurance rates went way up.”

Way Years Made Said Millions Fire Groups Minutes Keys Needed Beats Humorous Sitting Discovery Years Ago Stones Rate Woods Hey Heat Lightning Dinosaurs Sitting Around Cavemen Insurance Rate

Author:Dave Barry

“My nutritionist read my pathology report and said, "There's only one way you can beat your cancer." "What's that?" "You have to find out what caused it.”

Way Said Beats Cancer One Way Reports Pathology Nutritionist

Author:Kathy Acker

“When he said we were trying to make a fool of him, I could only murmur that the Creator had beat us to it.”

Trying Said Atheism Fool Beats Creator Positive Atheism

Book:Past imperfect

Source: Past imperfect

“I still try to do what I've always said I would do, which is say yes to the things that make my heart beat faster, particularly if there's something scary about it.”

Ifs Trying Heart Said Stills My Heart Beats Scary Faster Heart Beat

Author:Mary Steenburgen

“I would have issues with directions songs were taking, but I never heard one of Carlos' [Dangler] basslines and said, "I don't like that, do something else." The same goes for the beat and the guitars. I think that's why we were able to make four albums together.”

Thinking Said Able Together Song Issues Four Heard Beats Guitar Albums

Author:Paul Banks

“My dad always said that hard work beats talent when talent doesnt work hard enough.”

Said Hard Enough Talent Hard Work Dad Beats My Dad Talent And Hard Work

Author:Katee Sackhoff