“Noel Coward said work is more fun than fun, but then he didn't work in the Bird's Eye factory packing frozen fish fingers nine hours a day, did he?” SaidEyeFunHoursWorkBirdFingersFishesNineCowardFactoriesFrozenPackingNoel Author:Paul O'Grady
“My father said you can't make a living in birds, my relatives all went into business: bankers, stockbrokers. However, they eventually lost it all and died in wheelchairs. Sometimes you have to be a little aberrant.” LittlesSaidSometimesFatherLostBirdDiedBankersWheelchairsStockbrokers Author:Roger Tory Peterson
“"My burden is light," said the blessed Redeemer, a light burden indeed, which carries him that bears it. I have looked through all nature for a resemblance of this, and seem to find a shadow of it in the wings of a bird, which are indeed borne by the creature, and yet support her flight towards heaven.” SaidLightSeemsHeavenSupportBearsCreaturesBirdShadowBlessedWingsBurdenFlightCarrieResemblanceRedeemer Author:Bernard of Clairvaux
“Larry, you only told me one lie. You said there will be another Larry Bird. Larry, there will never, ever be another Larry Bird.” SaidLyingBirdNbaLarry Author:Magic Johnson
“Where I'm from, people aren't quick. A girl once asked her mum, 'Can I have a Cadbury's Creme Egg?' The mum said, 'No, you can't Danielle, I've already told you, darling - bird flu!'” PeopleSaidGirlBirdEggsMumDarlingFluBird FluCadbury Author:Tom Deacon