“"A cigar," said the altruist, "a cigar, my good man, I cannot give you. But any time you need a light, just come around; mine is always lit."” MenNeedsGivingSaidLightMinesGood ManAltruismLitCigar Author:Karl Kraus
“And said to myself, as I lit my cigar, "Supposing a man had the wealth of the Czar Of the Russias to boot, for the rest of his days, On the whole do you think he would have much to spare If he married a woman with nothing to wear?” IfsThinkingMenSaidWholeWealthMarriedRussiaBootsSparesLitCigarSupposingApparelCzars Book:Two poems Source: Two poems
“He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, "I am looking for a human."” HumansSaidBroadsLitLampsDaylight Author:Diogenes