“It's rumored that Arnold Schwarzenegger's son is cheating on his girlfriend Miley Cyrus. After hearing about it Arnold said, 'That's my boy.'” SaidBoysSonHearingGirlfriendCheatingMy BoysSchwarzeneggerMiley Author:Conan O'Brien
“Arnold Schwarzenegger is gonna be the new governor of California. During his acceptance speech Arnold said 'I will not let you down.' Unfortunately, at the time Arnold was holding a woman over his head and looking up her dress.” SaidAcceptanceSpeechDressesCaliforniaGovernorsSchwarzeneggerAcceptance Speech Author:Conan O'Brien
“In his apology, Arnold Schwarzenegger said he was sorry to the women that he groped, and he admitted that he had acted badly. Not only that, Arnold then apologized for acting badly in all of his movies.” SaidActingSorryApologySchwarzeneggerActing Badly Author:Conan O'Brien
“Arnold Schwarzenegger is in some trouble. Today, the Los Angeles Times broke a story that quoted six women who claimed that Arnold Schwarzenegger sexually harassed them. When asked about it, President Clinton said 'six? That's not enough experience to be governor.'” SaidEnoughStoriesTodayPresidentTroubleSixClintonBrokeLos AngelesGovernorsSexuallySchwarzeneggerPresident Clinton Author:Conan O'Brien
“Today Arnold Schwarzenegger made another major announcement. He said his lieutenant governor will be Xena, Warrior Princess.” MadeSaidTodayMajorsWarriorPrincessGovernorsAnnouncementsSchwarzeneggerLieutenants Author:Jay Leno
“Schwarzenegger said last night on the show he expects his opponents to throw all kinds of dirt at him. And you know, it's started already. Today, they released the one thing that could really hurt Arnold. Turns out he once starred in a movie with Tom Arnold.” KnowsKindSaidShowsTodayLastsNightTurnsHurtOne ThingAll KindsOpponentsTomsDirtLast NightSchwarzenegger Author:Jay Leno
“Eunice Kennedy Shriver, President Kennedy's sister, endorsed Arnold Schwarzenegger, said he's not a womanizer. Of course by Kennedy standards that means he never drove one off a bridge.” MeanSaidCoursesPresidentStandardsBridgesSchwarzeneggerPresident KennedyWomanizer Author:Bill Maher
“Arnold Schwarzenegger has come out against gay marriage. He said marriage is a sacred union between a groupie and any number of body builders.” SaidBodyNumbersGaySacredUnionsGay MarriageBuilderSchwarzeneggerGroupieAgainst Gay MarriageBody Builder Author:Bill Maher