“I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from."” DoeSaidRunningGuyWatchesStreetsChristmasRanShoppingChristmas Shopping Author:David Letterman
“One beautiful day, a radiant day, Mr Roman Abramovich introduced himself to me and said I should put a shopping list together.” ShouldSaidTogetherBeautifulListsShoppingRadiantBeautiful Day Author:Claudio Ranieri