“Song jingle idea: Female soprano: At Axes and Saxophones we sell axes and saxophones. Come on in and buy an axe or a saxophone. Male falsetto voice: Why are you telling me about axes and saxophones? Don’t you know I work at Axes and Saxophones? I repair used ducks.” SongAbsurdDucksDuckDuck QuoteDuck QuotesSaxophones Book:Ducks are the stars of the karaoke bird world Source: Ducks are the stars of the karaoke bird world