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“I went to the doctor, and they found something in my bladder. And whenever they find something, it's never anything good like, "We found something in your bladder AND IT'S SEASON TICKETS TO THE YANKEES!!"”

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Author:Mike Birbiglia

“The only way Marc Bircham will be going to Tottenham is if he buys a f****** season ticket.”

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Author:Terry Venables

“I'm the only Red in our family! You know my father, my brother, my brother-in-law, my 14-year-old niece and two of my uncles are all City season ticket holders. So I'm gonna say 5-0 to United!”

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Author:Ian Brown

“I am a season ticket holder to Dodger games. I go to every Dodger game I can go to. Every single one.”

I Can Games Seasons Tickets Dodgers

Author:Shia LaBeouf

“And what could be a hotter ticket than the improbable triumph of 'The Book of Mormon,' the musical-comedy moon shot of the season? Its creators, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, of Comedy Central's 'South Park,' are the most unlikely Rodgers and Hammerstein team ever to bowl a thundering strike.”

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Author:James Wolcott

“I'm not sayin' she's a bragger, but if you've been to Paradise, she's got a season ticket.”

Ifs Seasons Paradise Tickets

Book:Willy Russell Plays: 2: Blood Brothers; Our Day Out - The Musical; Shirley Valentine; John, Paul, George, Ringo . . . and Bert

Source: Willy Russell Plays: 2: Blood Brothers; Our Day Out - The Musical; Shirley Valentine; John, Paul, George, Ringo . . . and Bert

“My aunt had a season ticket for the Friday afternoon concerts, and I would go down for lessons. My lessons were Saturday morning.”

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Author:Robert Ripley