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“I need another drink!” I said as a second attempt to change the subject. “Shots!” America yelled. Shepley rolled his eyes. “Oh, yeah. That’s what you need, another shot.”

Funny America Shots Abby Abernathy Beautiful Disaster Jamie Mcguire Shepley

Book:Beautiful Disaster

Source: Beautiful Disaster

“Oh! Thanks for the public service announcement about what not to do in college, Mr. Eighteen-year-old-frat-boy-with-eleventy-billion-'serious'-girlfriends-under-his-belt! Get in the fucking car. You're a mean drunk. You haven't seen me mean, mama's boy! I told you we're close! Yeah, so are me and my asshole! Doesn't mean I'm going to call it twice a day! You're a bitch! Take. Me. Home. I'd love to, if you'd get in the fucking car!”

America Walking Disaster Jamie Mcguire Shepley Funny Fight Scene

Book:Walking Disaster

Source: Walking Disaster

“The whole feeling-out-of-my-element thing was pissing me off, and then I had Pepé Le Pew over there threatening my death.”

Walking Disaster Shepley Pepé Le Pew

Book:Walking Disaster

Source: Walking Disaster

“So you like her and you're scared. Now what?" "Nothing. It just sucks that I finally found the girl worth having and she's too good for me.”

Travis Maddox Shepley

Book:Walking Disaster

Source: Walking Disaster

“Their marriage had reinforced what I’ve always thought and lived by – that stalking, harassment, and inflicting general misery on a woman will eventually pay off.”

Travis Maddox Shepley Pidge

Author:Jamie McGuire

“Estoy rodeado por chicas, y te diré… a veces, te disparan para ver si saldrás corriendo.”

Love Something Beautiful Jamie Humor Inspirational Jamie Mcguire Shepley Maddox Shepley Maddox

Book:Something Beautiful

Source: Something Beautiful