“There is something in people; you might even call it a little bit of a gambling instinct… I tell people investing should be dull. It shouldn't be exciting. Investing should be more like watching paint dry or watching grass grow. If you want excitement, take $800 and go to Las Vegas.” PeopleIfsWantShouldLittlesMightGrowsBitsLittle BitExcitingInstinctPaintInvestingGrassExcitementDryDullGamblingVegasLas Vegas Author:Paul Samuelson
“If you're Mejicana or Mejicano and don't know who Pedro Infante is, you should be tied to a hot stove with yucca rope and beaten with sharp dry corn husks as you stand in a vat of soggy fideos.” IfsKnowsShouldHotDryTiedBeatenRopeCornStovesVat Author:Denise Chavez
“I thought it would be funny to go to my Korean dry cleaner and ask her about my head shot, as if it's the most important thing in the world, and as if it's something that everyone should weigh on because it's important to me.” IfsWorldShouldImportantWould BeAsksShotsImportant ThingsDryKoreanCleanersDry Cleaners Author:Billy Eichner
“Many books serve merely to show how many ways there are of being wrong, and how far astray you yourself would go if you followed their guidance. You should read only when your own thoughts dry up.” IfsWayShouldBookShowsGuidanceDryBeing WrongDry Up Book:101 Facts of life Source: 101 Facts of life
“Twas a jolly old pedagogue, long ago, Tall and slender, and sallow and dry; His form was bent, and his gait was slow, His long thin hair was white as snow, But a wonderful twinkle shone in his eye. And he sang every night as he went to bed, "Let us be happy down here below: The living should live, though the dead be dead." Said the jolly old pedagogue long ago.” ShouldLongSaidEyeHappinessFormNightWhiteWonderfulHairBedSnowHis EyesDryTallEvery NightLong AgoBentSlenderJollyGait Author:George Arnold