“My last girlfriend was a Showgirl - But we eventually broke up because she wouldn't Tell me anything. Now I'm dating a girl who looks exactly like my grandma, only my girl older. -James Lee Schmidt and Jarod Kintz” HumorAgeDatingAgingAbsurdGrandmaDateStripperShow GirlShowgirl Book:liQUID PROse QUOtes Source: liQUID PROse QUOtes