Best Skyla Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

Source: Toxic Part One

“Chloe Bishop took an ax and gave Skanky Skyla forty whacks. And when she saw what she had done, she gave her family forty-one." A tingle of fear rises through my spine as Chloe cackles her way into Ethan's bedroom. Chloe Bishop is certifiably insane. And dear God Almighty - I do believe she's going to kill us all.”

Toxic Chloe Skyla

Book:Toxic Part One

Source: Toxic Part One

“She is INSANE," I scream, standing in the middle of Marshall's living room. "Of course, she's insane. That would be your genealogy by the way.”

Toxic Lol Skyla Marshall

Book:Toxic Part One

Source: Toxic Part One

“There are two covenants that cease to exist in the Master's Kingdom - death and marriage." "What an appropriate pairing," I muse. "He thought so.”

Toxic Lol Skyla Marshall

Book:Toxic Part One

Source: Toxic Part One

“Hell - you'll be lucky to join the circus!" "I don't need to join the circus." Ethan stretches his arms to the sky, bored with the entire situation. "I live with you, don't I?" "He so got Tad there," I whisper.”

Toxic Ethan Skyla Tad

Book:Toxic Part One

Source: Toxic Part One

“I try to ignore the fact that he's sprawled out next to me in all his birthday suit glory right now which totally confuses the hell out of me. What am I supposed to be doing? Should I grab onto it with both hands like a fire hose?”

Skyla Gage

Book:Vex

Source: Vex

“She gives me the finger and turns back around. "Did you see that?" I flinch at the gesture. "That is completely illegal in here.”

Church Skyla Nat

Book:Wicked

Source: Wicked

“Ellis: "What's so funny?" Skyla: You're funny," I say. "You look real scary. I bet your mom's proud, though." I don't know why I add that last bit, I just do.”

Skyla Ellis

Book:Wicked

Source: Wicked

“I shake my head. I don't want anything from Logan. Logan is dangerous. Handling a wholesome dairy product does not ease the effects of the malfeasance he's guilty of.”

Logan Skyla

Book:Vex

Source: Vex

“The thought of my mother talking to me about sex makes me want to stab my eyes out with a fork, gouge even deeper and scramble my brains to prevent the conversation from ever happening.”

Humorous Quotes Skyla

Book:Ethereal

Source: Ethereal

“Personally." My mother digs a smile into the side of her cheek. "I'm rooting for Logan." Logan produces a grin that suggests he's the cat that ate the canary, and suddenly I'm feeling rather canary-ish.”

Toxic Logan Skyla

Book:Toxic Part One

Source: Toxic Part One

“Drake comes over and sits on the arm of the couch, a Landon no-no. Figures. Drake can knock girls up, deform the furniture and no one says boo. What the hell did I ever do?”

Skyla

Book:Expel

Source: Expel

“What do you love?" "You for doing this - you in general. Chocolate, sushi, malt shakes. All things I'm highly deficient in at the moment. Well, other than you." "What do you hate?" "Chloe and clowns. Come to think of it, Chloe is a clown.”

Toxic Logan Skyla

Book:Toxic Part One

Source: Toxic Part One

“There will be no slandering of celestial beings. I've warned you on countless occasions." "If said celestial beings weren't spreading celestial rumors, perhaps I wouldn't be moved to wrench celestial balls.”

Toxic Lol Skyla Celestial Beings

Book:Toxic Part One

Source: Toxic Part One

“Right. Like I'm going to lose my freaking mind and hop right down the demonic bunny trail with Marshall so he can paw me every chance he gets.”

Toxic Lol Skyla Demonic Bunnies

Book:Toxic Part One

Source: Toxic Part One

“We could call him Gynecological Gage or Assman - AssHOLE - take your pick.”

Toxic Skyla

Book:Toxic Part One

Source: Toxic Part One

“Rockaway? That's my special place with Gage - was anyway. Now it'll 'forever' be marked with gluttony and vomit - sounds about right.”

Skyla Hot Dog Eating Competition

Book:Toxic Part One

Source: Toxic Part One

“Breast milk is big business." My mother uses my sarcasm as a springboard for her insanity. "We should consider opening a shop that caters to that market. We can call it 'The Milk Bar' or 'Mother's Milk'." ...Ethan slaps his hand on the counter. "We can have ice cream made from that shit." He nods into my mother, stony faces, as if he didn't just let an expletive fly.”

Mom Toxic Lol Ethan Skyla

Book:Toxic Part One

Source: Toxic Part One