“She had lunch with Betty yesterday," said Mark, "and Betty told her you said she had herpes." "I never said herpes," I said. "You must have said something," said Mark. "I said she had an infection," I said. "Well, she's furious at you," said Mark. "She's furious at me," I said. "That's rich." All my life I had wanted to say, "That's rich." Now I finally had gotten my chance. "That's really rich," I said. "Listen, you bastard. You tell Thelma that if she keeps calling here, I'll tell Betty she has the clap." "Clap hands," said Sam, and clapped his hands together. "I'll get it into the Ear, too," I said. "What hopelessly tall and ungainly Washington hostess has a social disease, and we don't mean her usual climbing?” IronyInfidelity In MarriageShots FiredSmack TalkGossiping Women Book:Heartburn Source: Heartburn
“Man, I don't wanna do what all the other guys do. I don't wanna end up in the booth after the games telling you what I think and talking smack about the guys on the floor when they are a lot better than that. I wanna be different. I don't wanna be known as Commentator Shaq. I wanna be a doctor or something good. I wanna be Dr. Shaq, Officer Shaq, Deputy Shaq.” ThinkingMenDifferentEndsGuyGamesTalkingKnownMediaDoctorsNbaOfficersDrsOther GuysCommentatorsSmackDeputiesShaqSmack Talk Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“My job is not to talk smack about anything. This is why I dislike strongly doing magazine articles: My personality does not translate to print. People don't read it as sarcasm, and it just comes off badly.” PeopleDoeJobsPersonalityMagazinesSarcasmPrintArticlesDislikeTranslateSmackSmack Talk Author:Sandra Bullock
“I'm sure back in the Greek days or the Roman Empire days, when guys fought in arenas and were fighting lions, people were talking smack. Every era in history has someone talking smack. No way you can have talent and not proclaim your victory.” PeopleWayGuyFightingTalkingTalentVictoryErasGreekEmpiresLionsArenaRoman EmpireSmackRoman CivilizationSmack Talk Author:J. B. Smoove
“I'm not going to beat somebody up for talking smack to me, especially another skater.” TalkingBeatsSmackSkaterSmack Talk Author:Mike Vallely
“It makes me sad, the way human beings talk smack. It's why I don't like irony. People are too gleeful to put some teeth into something.” PeopleWayHumansHuman BeingsTeethIronySmackSmack Talk Author:Ian MacKaye
“One of the things I like about being a celebrity is that you can get away with murder. Not just metaphorically, literally. Remember that annoying blond dog reporter at E News used to talk smack about me? I paid two mobsters five million dollars each to throw her off the Stratosphere tower in Las Vegas.” TwoRememberUsedMillionsFiveDogNewsMurderPaidDollarsGet AwayAnnoyingTowersReportersVegasLas VegasMillion DollarsSmackMobsterSmack Talk Author:Zach Braff