“You need to be careful harassing your workers, as they may return years later and throw a spanner in the works of your toxic corporate machinery.” ReturnWorkersCarefulCorporateToxicMachineryWorksThrowHarassingSpanner Author:Steven Magee
“Whether you are attending someone else's or holding your own dinner party, your main objective should be to lead guests away from the usual road of predictable behaviour and tedious conversation, and towards a shared voyage of epicurean delight. In much the same way as caged animals in zoos are kept mentally healthy by being set mealtime tasks by their keepers, dinner guests will find their repast far more satisfying if it is presented as a challenge and an opportunity for self-expression. For example, instead of the dry old formula of a plate flanked by serried ranks of knives, forks and spoons, today's modern host should show a little more ingenuity when selecting eating utensils. The novelty of using a Black & Decker two-speed drill to sheer flakes of the roast beef or a 15-inch spanner to negotiate the foie gras, will firmly place your party in the minds of your guests as a night to remember.” EatingToolsDinnerDandyDrillChapFopSpanner Book:The Chap Manifesto: Revolutionary Etiquette for the Modern Gentleman Source: The Chap Manifesto: Revolutionary Etiquette for the Modern Gentleman