“If I programmed my own TV network, it would air good news! Just positive stories. Heroic stories. Cute puppy dogs doin' stuff.” IfsStoriesStuffMy OwnAirDogTvsNewsCuteHeroicGood NewsPuppyPuppy DogCute Puppy Author:Jennifer Aniston
“In a 22-page comic, figuring an average of four to five panels a page and a couple of full-page shots, a writer has maybe a hundred panels at most to tell a story, so every panel he wastes conveying a.) something I already know, b.) something that's a cute gag but does nothing to reveal plot or character, or c.) something I don't need to know is a demonstration of lousy craft.” KnowsNeedsDoeBookCharacterStoriesFiveFourCoupleWastePagesHundredShotsAverageCraftsComicCutePlotComic BookDemonstrationGagsConveying Author:Mark Waid
“To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.” PeopleWantWritingMeanStoriesCareGuyStuffSawsNiceStreetsMy FriendsCuteI CarePuppyReally NiceNice GuyCute PuppyFunny Stuff Author:Tucker Max