“They make this drink in Brazil Called cachaca. It's sugar can alcholho. Costs 35 cents a quart. One quart of that stuff and you see God. Two quarts and you graow a pair of tight pants and an electric guitar.” TwoStuffDrinkCostGuitarPairsSugarPantsCentsElectricBrazilElectric GuitarTight Pants Author:David Lee Roth
“Oh, the joys of baseball, manly men in tight pants.” MenJoyBaseballPantsManlyTight Pants Author:Carolyn Hart
“I don't know any woman in France who doesn't talk to firemen and smile at them, because they're always so sweet, and they're wearing those tight pants. Even my dad looks at their ass when they walk down the street!” KnowsLooksWalksStreetsSweetDadMy DadAssFrancePantsFiremanTight Pants Author:Julie Delpy
“The fashion industry isn't merely content to encase my meaty flanks in skintight denim. Oh, no! That denim also has to be white, a color that attracts ketchup, wine, garlic aioli, and any other foodstuffs I might otherwise be able to enjoy if I wasn't wearing ridiculously tight pants.” IfsMightAbleEnjoyWhiteFashionColorIndustryWinePantsFashion IndustryGarlicKetchupDenimTight Pants Author:Diablo Cody
“I am a strong woman with or without this other person, with or without this job, and with or without these tight pants.” PersonsJobsStrongPantsStrong WomenWomen Empowering WomenInspirational Strong WomenBeing A Strong WomanStrong Women And LoveTight Pants Author:Queen Latifah
“My style is not that big. I wear heels, tight pants, and I wear diamonds.” BigsStylePantsDiamondHeelsTight Pants Author:Donatella Versace
“Anyway, there is one thing I have learned and that is not to dress uncomfortably, in styles which hurt: winklepicker shoes that cripple your feet and tight pants that squash your balls. Indian clothes are better.” HurtOne ThingFeetStyleClothesBallsDressesShoesIndianPantsI Have LearnedCripplesSquashTight ClothesTight Pants Author:George Harrison
“I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls.” BallsShoesPantsSquashTight Pants Author:George Harrison