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“If an ass goes travelling he will not come home a horse.”

Ifs Home Journey Travel Horse Ass Coming Home

Author:Thomas Fuller

“Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up.”

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Book:Ernest Hemingway Selected Letters 1917-1961

Source: Ernest Hemingway Selected Letters 1917-1961

“A traveller should have a hog's nose, a deer's legs, and an ass's back.”

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Book:The Way to Wealth and Poor Richard's Almanac

Source: The Way to Wealth and Poor Richard's Almanac

“The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad. I speak now, of course, in the supposition that the gentle reader has not been abroad, and therefore is not already a consummate ass. If the case be otherwise, I beg his pardon and extend to him the cordial hand of fellowship and call him brother.”

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Book:The Innocents Abroad

Source: The Innocents Abroad

“The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad.”

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Book:The Innocents Abroad

Source: The Innocents Abroad

“A traveller must have the back of an ass to bear all, a tongue like the tail of a dog to flatter all, the mouth of a hog to eat what is set before him, the ear of a merchant to hear all and say nothing.”

Dog Bears Travel Mouths Ears Tongue Ass Tails Traveller Merchants Hog

Author:Thomas Nashe

“Now I know why they tell you to put your head between your knees on crash landings. You think you're going to kiss your ass good-bye.”

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Author:Terry Hanson