“It's rather naive, apart from being ethically objectionable, to assume that our investigators travel around the country with bags of money trying to bribe witnesses to lie on the witness stand. We just don't operate that way.” WayTryingCountryLyingTravelAssumingWitnessBagsFunny TravelNaiveBribeInvestigators Author:Jim Garrison
“You can pack a bag and take a plane somewhere, anywhere, and when you get there and open the bag - lying right on top will be whatever you're running away from. The very first thing you'll have to unpack.” FirstsRunningLyingTravelPlanesBagsRunning AwayPacks Author:Mary McMullen
“I want my handbags and my shoes to be stylish but I want to make sure that they're versatile. I travel and I have to make sure the pieces I put into my bag can go with a dress or with shorts or jeans.” WantPiecesTravelDressesShoesBagsJeansShortsStylishVersatileHandbags Author:Maria Sharapova
“Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag.” PeopleKnowsCountryRememberLanguageMemoriesKnowingTravelExperiencePossessionNovelistsBagsTraveledFunny TravelPossessingLanguage LearningDissidentsMemorizingTravel JourneyGulags Author:Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
“Let your memory be your travel bag.” MemoriesTravelExcellentBagsTime TravelTraveledFunny TravelOur MemoriesTravel WritingGreat TravelInspiring TravelTravel AdventureLife Is An AdventureLanguage LearningPhotography And TravelLuggageInspirational AdventureRoads TraveledLife AdventureAdventure And LifeWant To TravelTravel JourneyNext AdventureInspirational Adventure TimeTravel ExperienceInspirational VacationLearning LanguageFeet And TravelTravel LightGulagsInternational LanguageShort TravelField Trip Author:Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
“You want to know what it's like to be on a plane for 22 hours? Sit in a chair, squeeze your head as hard as you can, don't stop, then take a paper bag and put it over your mouth and nose and breath your own air over and over and over.” KnowsWantInspirationalHardFunnyHoursAirTravelPaperMouthsBreathsSillyPlanesNosesChairsBagsOver YouFunny TravelAir TravelPaper Bags Author:Lewis Black
“I get pretty much all the exercise I need walking down airport concourses carrying bags.” InspirationalNeedsFunnyWalkingExerciseTravelSillyBagsFunny TravelAirportsWalking Away Author:Guy Clark
“When I travel abroad, because I'm Columbian, I'm always one that they check twice and security and I'm the one that they open my bag and the one they pull to the side to check the visa.” SidesSecurityTravelChecksBagsFunny TravelVisaTravel Abroad Author:Sofia Vergara
“Gonna travel, gonna travel wild and free I'm gonna pack my bags because this great big world is calling me” WorldBigsSongCallingTravelBagsPacksWild And Free Author:Elvis Presley
“I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it.” FunnyPrayerLordTravelSickChosenBagsInsightfulAirline Author:Les Dawson
“It was all very well for an Englishman like Mr. Fogg to make the tour of the world with a carpet-bag; a lady could not be expected to travel comfortably under such conditions.” WorldWellsConditionsTravelExpectedBagsCarpetEnglishmen Book:Around The World in 80 Days Source: Around The World in 80 Days