Quotessence
Home / Quotes / Quote by Lewis Black

Quote by Lewis Black

“You want to know what it's like to be on a plane for 22 hours? Sit in a chair, squeeze your head as hard as you can, don't stop, then take a paper bag and put it over your mouth and nose and breath your own air over and over and over.”

Quote by Lewis Black

Create image

Author

Lewis Black
Lewis Black

Lewis Black is a renowned American comedian known for his sharp wit and incisive humor. Born on August 30, 1948, he has been active in the comedy scene since the 1980s, gaining widespread recognition for his unique style of humor that often tackles social issues and current events with a humorous twist. more

You May Also Like

“My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible words then before I know it I'm thrust into the back of my seat by acceleration that seems way too fast and the rest of the trip is an endless nightmare of turbulence, of near misses. And then the cabbie drops me off at the airport.”

KnowsWayInspirationalSeemsFunnyGuyMissingFrontsTravelSillyFlyingEndlessSeatsNightmareFunny TravelAirportsThrustTurbulenceAccelerationBucklesFear Of FlyingNear Misses
Author:Dennis Miller
Create image

“People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a bunch of people used to die on the way there, have a baby, you would end up with a whole different group of people by the time you got there. Now you watch a movie and [go to the toilet] and you're home.”

PeopleWayInspirationalYearsDifferentEndsWholeHomeFunnyUsedDiesHoursWatchesFiveGroupsNew YorkBabyTravelSillyBunchFlightCaliforniaFunny TravelDelayToilets
Author:Louis C. K.
Create image

“People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make it sound. They're like, 'It was the worst day of my life. We didn't board for 20 minutes and they made us sit there on the runway for 40 minutes.' Oh really? What happened next? Did you fly in the air, incredibly, like a bird? Did you partake in the miracle of human flight you non-contributing zero?'”

PeopleInspirationalHumansMadeStoriesFunnyNextSoundHappenedAirMinutesWorstHorrorTravelBirdMiracleSillyFlightBoardsZeroFunny TravelContributingRunwayHorror StoriesAir TravelWorst Day
Author:Louis C. K.
Create image