“Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window.” IfsWorldWayDifferentWould BeFunnyNumbersDogTravelWindowOne WayRan Author:David Letterman
“I love the melody of an unknown language, the strange food, all the surprises of a strange town, and my own impatience and curiosity ... I love traveling as others love the gaming table; I anticipate a new place as others anticipate the next number to come up.” NextLanguageMy OwnNumbersStrangeTravelTownsTablesSurpriseCuriosityCome UpMelodyImpatienceAnticipateGamingNew Places Book:A Fine of 200 Francs Source: A Fine of 200 Francs
“The likelihood of getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times the direction-giver says, 'You can't miss it'.” FunnyLostNumbersMissingTravelInsightfulGiverLikelihoodGetting Lost Author:Hal Roach
“Bologna is the best city in Italy for food and has the least number of tourists. With its medieval beauty, it has it all.” NumbersCitiesTravelMedievalTouristsBologna Author:Mario Batali
“Adventure upon all the tickets in the lottery, and you lose for certain; and the greater the number of your tickets the nearer your approach to this certainty.” ScienceCertainLosesNumbersBusinessGreaterAdventureTravelApproachCertaintyLoserTicketsFunny TravelLottery Book:Delphi Complete Works of Adam Smith (Illustrated) Source: Delphi Complete Works of Adam Smith (Illustrated)
“The subject matter of the stories on the surface... there seem to be a number of stories about travel.” MatterStoriesSeemsNumbersSubjectsTravelSurfaceFunny TravelSubject Matter Author:Kenneth Koch
“Having my first number one single and being able to travel to places I've never been before has been amazing. The tour was also fantastic. There are so many things which I've experienced this year which I never even dreamed of.” YearsFirstsHas BeensAbleNumbersTravelFantasticFunny Travel Author:Gareth Gates
“Adventure Bay is a convenient and safe place for any number of ships to take in wood and water during the summer months: but in the winter, when the southerly winds are strong, the surf, on all parts of the shore, makes the landing exceedingly troublesome.” StrongWaterNumbersAdventureWindMonthsSafeTravelSummerWinterWoodsShipsShoreFunny TravelSurfingConvenientLandingSurfTroublesomeSafe Places Book:The Voyage of the Bounty Source: The Voyage of the Bounty