“Republicans are having trouble luring Gov. Chris Christie into the presidential race. They should try pie.” ShouldTryingRaceTroubleRepublicanPresidentialPieChristie Author:David Letterman
“The whole trouble with the Republicans is their fear of an increase in income tax, especially on higher incomes. They speak of it almost like a national calamity. I really believe if it come to a vote whether to go to war with England, France and Germany combined, or raise the rate on incomes of over $100,000, they would vote war.” IfsBelieveWarWholeSpeakTroubleHigherRepublicanTaxesVoteIncreaseEnglandRaisesRateIncomeFranceGermanyCalamityIncome Tax Author:Will Rogers
“This is my favorite story of the week. The Republican National Committee is in trouble after spending nearly $2,000 at a bondage club in Hollywood. You know what I call a Republican who spends a lot of money in a strip club? A Democrat.” KnowsStoriesTroubleWeekRepublicanHollywoodDemocratMy FavoriteClubsSpendingLots Of MoneyCommitteesBondage Author:Jay Leno
“If you ask me, we could do with a little less motivation. - The people who are causing all the trouble seem highly motivated to me. - Serial killers, stock swindlers, drug dealers, Christian Republicans.” PeopleIfsLittlesSeemsChristianMotivationAsksTroubleRepublicanDrugAsk MeMotivatedKillersDealerSerialsSerial KillerDrug DealersSwindlers Book:3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? Source: 3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?