“It is amazing how much more amazing sleep is in the morning. You wake up and you're like, "I stayed up to do what?! Watch Growing Pains? What was I thinking!?" But at night you're like, "La La La La La, Hey! Growing Pains, awesome! And I've seen this episode. That Kirk Cameron's always in trouble."” ThinkingFunnyPainNightSleepWatchesMorningComedyGrowingTroubleWake UpHeyEpisodesCameronGrowing PainsKirk Author:Jim Gaffigan
“Alcohol is like anything else. It's only as bad as the person it's being poured into. If it's used to heighten an occasion, or to take an edge off stress, I don't see a problem. Trouble starts when you either lose control and let the bottle run you, or when you believe its promises of immortality. You realize that no matter how much you punish yourself, you always seem to wake up the next day. Pretty soon you're convinced that you will never die. When that happens I guess it is time to look for help before your life becomes one long, lost weekend.” IfsLifeBelieveLooksPersonsLongMatterHelpingProblemSeemsHappensRunningUsedDiesNextBeliefLostRealizingLosesTroublePromiseStressWake UpEdgesConvincedAlcoholPunishmentOccasionsImmortalityBottlesWeekendNext Day Book:The Wrong Stuff Source: The Wrong Stuff
“You should wake up every day looking for the trouble you can get into.” ShouldTroubleWake Up Author:Lawton Chiles
“I think I've always had a pretty good time in life. I mean, I've had major trouble, and major brain surgeries, and challenges in relationships - like anyone else - but overall, when I wake up in the morning, and I'm aware, I'm like, "Ok. What's happening today? What's next?"” ThinkingMeanTodayNextChallengesBrainMorningTroubleMajorsHappeningsWake UpGood TimesSurgeryBrain Surgery Author:Gary Kraftsow