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Tuba Quotes

“They don't play the trombone like the tuba anymore. I blame it on canned tunafish.”

Humor Music Absurd Tuna Trombone Tuba

Book:There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

Source: There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“I like my morning coffee so strong it will wake up the neighbors. And if that doesn't work, I'll start playing my tuba.”

Humor Music Morning Coffee Awake Neighbors Wake Tuba

Book:The Lewis and Clark of The Ozarks

Source: The Lewis and Clark of The Ozarks

“But eventually everything was back the way it had been before, except for Lucy's father's second-best tuba, which had sustained severe jam damage. So Lucy's father sold his second-best tuba and bought a sousaphone instead, which he had always wanted.”

Sousaphone Tuba Jam Damage

Book:The Wolves in the Walls

Source: The Wolves in the Walls