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Unintentional Humor Quotes

“NOTE-Always remove the brown hull from the peanuts even though the recipe does not say so.”

Food Peanuts Unintentional Humor

Book:How to Grow the Peanut and 105 Ways of Preparing it for Human Consumption:

Source: How to Grow the Peanut and 105 Ways of Preparing it for Human Consumption:

“Atlas smirked.”

Greek Paraphrased Unintentional Humor

Book:The Titan’s Curse

Source: The Titan’s Curse

“Fuck!” he snarled. He tilted her up again, her legs now resting on his shoulders, and positioned himself and began to push. Into her back entrance. Kimber drew in a great, shocked gasp, her hazel eyes wide. “Deke?” “What the hell are you doing?” Luc barked. Tensing a little more with every inch he pushed inside Kimber’s tight passage, the tendons on his neck standing out, the muscles in his arms shaking, assailed by the amazing sensations of being slowly enveloped by her tight, ready flesh, Deke could barely form a word. “Fucking her ass. Saving her life.”

Unintentional Humor

Book:Decadent

Source: Decadent

“[Over breakfast] We discussed the 'novelisation' question. This is where the studio pay someone to novelise my script and sell it as Sense and Sensibility. I've said if this happens I will hang myself. Revolting notion. Beyond revolting. Lindsay [Doran] said that the executive she had discussed it with had said 'as a human being I agree with you -- but ...' I laughed until my porridge was cool enough to swallow.”

Marketing Screenplays Movies Cheapness Novelization Unintentional Humor

Book:The Sense and Sensibility Screenplay and Diaries: Bringing Jane Austen's Novel to Film

Source: The Sense and Sensibility Screenplay and Diaries: Bringing Jane Austen's Novel to Film

“I'm the kind of person you want to kill.”

Out Of Context Unintentional Humor

Author:Jodi Picoult

“A friendliness, as of dwarfs shaking hands, was in the air...”

Win Out Of Context Unintentional Humor

Book:A Passage to India

Source: A Passage to India

“ObamaCare is, really, I think the worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery - and it is slavery, in a way, because it is making all of us subservient to the government. It was never about health care; it was about control.”

Stupid Silly Ignorant Dumb Unintentional Humor Unintentional Humour Unintentional Comedy

Author:Ben Carson

“Let me tell you something, I have never stated this, but you idiots refer to me as some moroon, I have a aster and a lwa degree. I simply cannot take the bar because of my stupid past in my 20’s. You people do not want to go up against m on education because most of you will lose badly.”

Unintentional Humor

Author:Larry Sinclair

“Remember the Wizard Archer's drill arrows that rescued the entombed miners? Well, we're drilling holes in your swiss cheese building to rescue you from a costly boner!”

Comics Unintentional Humor Green Arrow

Book:Showcase Presents: Green Arrow, Vol. 1

Source: Showcase Presents: Green Arrow, Vol. 1

“I'm sorry, anal sex," Beavers continued, embarrassed by her slip of the tongue.”

2003 Unintentional Humor Sodomy

Book:Flagrant Conduct: The Story of Lawrence v. Texas

Source: Flagrant Conduct: The Story of Lawrence v. Texas

“You wanted to empty your guts, then.”

Funny And Random Out Of Context Unintentional Humor

Book:Non Serviam

Source: Non Serviam