“What a crock. I could easily overemphasize the importance of good grammar. For example, I could say: Bad grammar is the leading cause of slow, painful death in North America, or Without good grammar, the United States would have lost World War II.” WorldWarStatesAmericaLostCausesUnitedUnited StatesExampleHumorousImportancePainfulWar Of The WorldsWorld War IiWorld War IGrammarNorth AmericaLeading CausesPainful DeathBad Grammar Author:Dave Barry
“It is considered in England and the United States that the Government of South Africa is altogether too harsh with its native peoples. It is sadly humorous to notice that the native in South Africa, however, holds an exactly reverse opinion and the fault he finds with the South African Government is that it is far too lenient in its administration of laws throughout the native populace.” StatesGovernmentLawUnitedOpinionUnited StatesHumorousEnglandFaultsSouthAdministrationNativeSouth AfricaReverseHarshLenient Author:L. Ron Hubbard