“My cock has been hiding since the day she arrived," Bjarni had said, but only when he was sure she was out of earshot, which was a full day after she left. "You worry for nothing brother," Bjorn had said, "for even a seiðr-wife (witch) cannot put a spell on something she can't see. It would be like trying to hit a louse with a spear-throw.” HumourVikingsViking HumourVikingbants Book:Winter's Fire Source: Winter's Fire
“Pagan or Christian a man is never happier than when he has emptied his balls and drunk his fill.” Viking RomanceViking HumourVikingbants Book:Blood Eye Source: Blood Eye
“It is better to stand and Fight. If you run, you will only Die Tired.” Viking HumourNorse Humour Author:Viking Saying