“Sometimes I'm dragging my ass out to the airport at 8 a.m. on a Saturday and I'm wondering why I'm doing this, but once I walk on stage I know why...because I'm addicted.” KnowsSometimesWalksWonderStageAssSaturdayAirports Author:Bill Maher
“These CEOs, man ... If you're that ruthless, you're a scary dude. I tell you, now when I walk past a little gang banger, I don't even blink. But if I see a white dude with a Wall Street Journal, I haul ass. Before I walk past the Arthur Andersen building, I cut through the projects. If you cut through the projects, you may just lose what you have on you that day. I ain't never been mugged of my whole future.” IfsMenMayLittlesWholePastLosesWhiteWalksCuttingStreetsBuildingWallProjectsScaryAssJournalCeoGangRuthlessBlinkArthurHaulWall Street Journal Author:Wanda Sykes
“I don't know any woman in France who doesn't talk to firemen and smile at them, because they're always so sweet, and they're wearing those tight pants. Even my dad looks at their ass when they walk down the street!” KnowsLooksWalksStreetsSweetDadMy DadAssFrancePantsFiremanTight Pants Author:Julie Delpy