“My son would walk to the refrigerator-freezer and fling both doors open and stand there until the hairs in his nose iced up. After surveying $200 worth of food in varying shapes and forms, he would declare loudly, 'There's nothing to eat!'” FormWalksDoorsFoodSonHairShapesCookingNosesCulinaryMy SonFlingRefrigeratorsFreezer Author:Erma Bombeck
“The preponderance of South Africa is a different breed of man. I mean that with no disrespect. I say that with great respect. I love them because I'm one of them. They are still people of the earth, but they are different. They still put bones in their noses, they still walk around naked, they wipe their butts with their hands. And when I kill an antelope for 'em, their preference is the gut pile.” PeopleMenMeanStillsDifferentHandsEarthWalksSouthBonesNakedNosesGutsEmsSouth AfricaPreferenceWipeDisrespectGreat RespectAntelopes Author:Ted Nugent
“Women are using makeup to make their eyes look puffy, their noses look red, and instead of going to the gym, they start their day with a brisk walk of shame.” LooksEyeWalksRedShameNosesMakeupGym Author:Peter Sagal