“The great man... walks across his century and leaves the marks of his feet all over it, ripping out the dates on his goloshes as he passes.” MenWalksFeetCenturyGreatnessMarkGreat MenOver It Author:Stephen Leacock
“A friend told me the longer you keep Romano cheese, the better it gets. So, I kept it three years. And this thing turned mean. Now and then I'd open the refrigerator door and throw it some food. I'd have to walk it now and then. And then it grew this one leg. And it's got this ugly fuzz all over it. And the dogs won't run with it.” YearsMeanRunningThreeWalksDoorsDogGrewUglyLegsOver ItThree YearsNow And ThenCheeseRefrigerators Author:Phyllis Diller
“... every time I got disappointed I'd remember the Roseannadanna philosophy that says that you shouldn't cry over split milk 'cause if you spill some milk and instead of cleaning it up you just walk over it and start crying, they're gonna put you on lithium.” IfsPhilosophyRememberCausesWalksCryOver ItDisappointedMilkSplitsCleaningSpillsLithium Author:Gilda Radner
“The most important thing I can teach my kids is that you can't put your value in looks. Presence is based upon magnitude. You can pretend to have an air about you but it is quickly deflated, you cannot deflate presence. Presence walks into a room and surrounds and fills anything that's in that room without trying to demand it, it takes over. It can come from a smile. Like I said, love makes you beautiful. What is beautiful radiates.” TryingLooksSaidI CanImportantKidsBeautifulValuesWalksRoomsTeachAirDemandImportant ThingsOver ItSurroundMagnitude Author:Terrence Howard