“Hillary Clinton could use one of these Apple Watches. She could hook it up to her secret email account. If you want to contact Hillary, she's at [email protected].” IfsWantUseSecretWatchesAccountsClintonContactApplesHookEmailApple Watch Author:David Letterman
“George W. said he doesn't watch television. And, of course, well - the reason for that is the Clintons stole the White House satellite system.” WellsSaidReasonCoursesHouseWhiteWatchesTelevisionClintonWhite HouseSatellites Author:David Letterman
“As one who was never terribly enamored of Hillary Clinton's personality to start with, I grudgingly admit to enjoying her recent near-tears transformation. Plenty of critics concede her rarely seen emotion was heartfelt, but also that it was due to the 20-hour-day rigors of the campaign trail, making her perhaps the only candidate ever to win the New Hampshire primary because she needed a nap. Still, it was refreshing to watch her punch through the icy crust of her own phoniness, so that the molten core of artificiality could gush forth.” StillsWinningEnjoyHoursEmotionWatchesTearsPersonalityNeededTransformationClintonCriticsDuesCampaignsCorePlentyPrimariesCandidatesTrailsHeartfeltNapsRefreshingIcyRigorEnamoredHampshireNew HampshireArtificiality Author:Matt Labash
“Mr. Clinton better watch out if he comes down here. He'd better have a bodyguard.” IfsWatchesClintonBodyguard Author:Jesse Helms
“I dare Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama to watch these tapes. Watch a former organ harvester describe a fully formed fetus on the table, its heart beating, its legs kicking while someone says we have to keep it alive to harvest its brain.” HeartBrainWatchesAliveTablesClintonDareLegsFormerBarackOrgansTapeHarvestKickingHeart BeatFetusHeart Beating Author:Carly Fiorina