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“I was once like you, enlightened and "rational", I too scoffed at lovers, Now I am drunk, crazed, thin with misery. No one is safe! Watch out.”

Wisdom Watches Like You Lovers Safe Misery Rational Drunk Islamic Enlightened

Author:Rumi

“Please don't drive drunk, okay? Seriously... But by all means, walk drunk. That looks hilarious. Everyone loves to watch someone act like they are trying to make it to safety during a hurricane.”

Trying Looks Mean Walks Watches Please Okay Safety Drunk One Love Hurricanes Drunkenness

Author:Amy Poehler

“More free time means more time to waste. The worker who used to have only a little time in which to get drunk and beat his wife now has time to get drunk, beat his wife - and watch TV.”

Mean Littles Used Watches Wife Tvs Waste Beats Workers Drunk More Time Idleness Little Time Free Time

Author:Robert M. Hutchins

“Imagination is like the drunk man who lost his watch and must get drunk again to find it.”

Men Lost Imagination Watches Drunk Drunk Man

Book:The Geography of the Imagination: Forty Essays

Source: The Geography of the Imagination: Forty Essays

“I'm a sports fan sometimes when I'm drunk. All my friends gamble on sports so whenever we watch a game, everyone's pissed off at the end! Sometimes the commentators speak so quickly, I think you've got to be on drugs to listen to them.”

Thinking Ends Sometimes Games Speak Sports Watches Fans Drug My Friends Drunk Gamble Commentators Pissed Off Sports Fan

Author:Pablo Francisco