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“So, Ms. Fluke and the rest of you feminazis, here's the deal: If we are going to pay for you to have sex, we want something for it, and I'll tell you what it is - we want you to post the videos online so we can all watch.”

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Author:Rush Limbaugh

“I regard the effort to introduce women into colleges for young men as very undesirable, and for many reasons. That the two sexes should be united, both as teachers and pupils, in the same institution seems very desirable, but rarely in early life by a method that removes them from parental watch and care, and the protecting influences of a home.”

Source: Woman's Profession as Mother and Educator: With Views in Opposition to Woman Suffrage

“My sex life is terrible; my wife put a mirror over the dog's bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh.”

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Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“You literally can shoot someone in the face on television and a 7-year-old can watch it. But you can't show the slight of a man's hip, because dear God, someone might think of sex. And while we all hope our kids grow up to have sex, we do not hope they grow up to shoot someone in the face.”

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Author:Shonda Rhimes

“If you wonder which is the stronger sex, watch which one twists the other around her little finger.”

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Author:James Thurber

“I've never had sex with boxers on and it's an odd thing to watch actors do. That's not saying I haven't tried... I just don't recommend it!”

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Author:Jake Gyllenhaal

“Hardly anyone today thinks about sex. We joke about it, dream about it, watch movies about it, listen to music about it, lust about it. But we don't ever really think about it.”

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Author:Jason Evert

“Children ought to watch pornographic movies: it's healthier than learning about sex from Hollywood.”

Children Sex Watches Ought Hollywood

Book:How to Talk Dirty and Influence People

Source: How to Talk Dirty and Influence People

“I like to watch retarded people have sex, am I alone?”

People Sex Watches Retarded

Author:Daron Malakian

“The first thing, the very very first thing, "Find out what your greatest characteristic is, your greatest undoing, your central characteristic of unconsciousness." Each one's is different. Somebody is sex-obsessed. In a country like India, where for centuries sex has been repressed, that has become almost a universal characteristic; everybody is obsessed with sex. Somebody is obsessed with anger, and somebody else is obsessed with greed. You have to watch which is your basic obsession.”

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Author:G. I. Gurdjieff