“Blessed the man that hath visited `Akká, and blessed he that hath visited the visitor of `Akká. Blessed the one that hath drunk from the Spring of the Cow and washed in its waters, for the black-eyed damsels quaff the camphor in Paradise, which hath come from the Spring of the Cow, and from the Spring of Salvan (Siloam), and the Well of Zamzam. Well is it with him that hath drunk from these springs, and washed in their waters, for God hath forbidden the fire of hell to touch him and his body on the Day of Resurrection.” MenWellsBodyBlackWaterHellFireHe ManSpringBlessedDrunkParadiseCowsResurrectionForbiddenVisitors Author:Bahá'u'lláh
“Public service announcement: In case of a terrorist attack, bottled water and duct tape are not going to do a damn thing. So do what Homeland Security Dir. Tom Ridge does: Get really drunk, and pick up a hooker.” DoeWaterCasesSecurityPicksTerroristDrunkDamnTapeTomsGet RealHomelandPublic ServiceTerrorist AttacksAnnouncementsDamn ThingsRidgesHomeland SecurityDuct TapeBottled Water Author:David Letterman
“Faith is trusting Jesus to lead us and going where He leads. What avails it to me to analyze Saratoga water, and to believe in its virtues? I must drink the water if I want its purifying power. And the soul that has not actually drunk of Christ can never be purged from sin.” IfsWantBelieveSoulJesusChristWaterSinVirtueDrinkDrunkPurifying Author:Theodore L. Cuyler