“They all know I'm back, very much back, and that I will be the general president again come hell or high water.” KnowsPresidentWaterHellI'm Back Author:Jimmy Hoffa
“One of the dogs in the competition, a Portuguese Water Dog, is related to President Obama's dog, Bo. But they only see each other at funerals and weddings.” PresidentWaterDogCompetitionRelatedFuneralPresident ObamaPortuguese Author:David Letterman
“You may have heard this, that NASA discovered water on Mars When he heard about the water on Mars, President Bush said, 'Is it regular or unleaded?'” MaySaidPresidentWaterHeardMarsPresident BushNasa Author:Craig Kilborn
“People want leadership, Mr. President, and in the absence of genuine leadership, they'll listen to anyone who steps up to the microphone. They want leadership. They're so thirsty for it they'll crawl through the desert toward a mirage, and when they discover there's no water, they'll drink the sand.” PeopleWantPresidentWaterLeadershipStepsListeningDrinkDiscoveryDrinkingAbsenceGenuineDesertSandStep UpThirstyMicrophonesCrawlingAmerican PresidentMiragesDesert Sand Author:Michael J. Fox
“Barack Obama is the President of the United States, a politician in America, a very religious country, so I understand why he has to pretend to be a religious person himself. I say pretend because, I can only hope that someone as bright as he, wouldn't really believe that people can walk on water and ride a winged horse and rain frogs and you can change water into wine.” PeopleBelievePersonsI CanCountryStatesAmericaPresidentWaterReligiousWalksUnitedUnited StatesPoliticianRainHorseWineBarackFrogsBecause I CanReligious Person Author:Bill Maher
“It's important that the American people understand that President has proposed and passed this stimulus plan not as the end-all and be-all to our economic woes but as our bridge over troubled water until we get the finance system, the banking system working again.” PeopleImportantEndsPresidentWaterPlansEconomicFinanceBridgesWoeBankingStimulusBanking SystemTroubled Waters Author:William J. Clinton
“The president is that invisible force that makes a school of fish suddenly change direction, so that everyone 'ohhs' and 'ahhs' at the glimmering mass and only later wonders what makes them move in that way. I read somewhere-_Harper's_, I'm fairly certain-that the fish are only avoiding pockets of extra cold water.” WaySchoolMovingCertainForcePresidentWaterWonderColdMassFishesInvisibleExtrasPocketsAvoidingCold WaterSchools Of Fish Author:Theodore Roosevelt
“You don`t have to be foreign policy expert to succeed as president, but you have to have ice water for blood.” PresidentWaterBloodPolicySucceedIceExpertsForeign PolicyIce Water Author:George Packer
“It's a horrible economy but I'm trying to do my part. I just bought a new shower curtain it has all the presidents on it. Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with all the presidents staring at you? And when the water hits them it looks like they're crying.” KnowsTryingLooksHardPresidentWaterKnow HowEconomyCryHorribleStaringDo You KnowShowersCurtainsStaring At YouShower Curtains Author:Dave Attell