“Newt Gingrich wants to build a colony on the Moon. OK, you say, but why? Well, he wants to be the first American to get divorced on the Moon.” WantFirstsWellsMoonDivorcedColonyNewts Author:David Letterman
“I asked my Dad once, "How did you and Mum stay married for 33 years?" He said. "Well, we never wanted to get divorced at the same time.” YearsWellsSaidWantedDadMarriedMy DadMumDivorcedMarriage Is Hard Author:Gwyneth Paltrow