“My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig.” WholeUsedFatherHumourPigsHamBrag Author:Jim Carrey
“The last thing in the world someone should do is respond to critics. If I did that I'd be neutered by now--I would be in the nearest insane asylum wearing 15 straitjackets. My whole career has been nothing but: "You shouldn't do it that way, you bigot, you sexist, you homophobe, you pig, you right-wing warmonger, you whatever.” IfsWorldWayShouldHas BeensWholeWould BeLastsCareersWingsCriticsInsanePigsRight WingAsylumsSexistBigotsInsane AsylumWarmongersHomophobes Author:Rush Limbaugh
“The wisest man I ever knew in my whole life could not read or write. At four o'clock in the morning, when the promise of a new day still lingered over French lands, he got up from his pallet and left for the fields, taking to pasture the half-dozen pigs whose fertility nourished him and his wife.” MenWritingStillsWholeLeftHalfMorningFourWifeLandFieldsPromiseWhole LifeClockDozenPigsNew DayWisestFertilityPasturesWisest ManPallets Author:Jose Saramago