“I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar and nuts. But of course the elephant wasn't satisfied.” KnowsCoursesPartyWifeRepublicanIndiaMy WifeGladSatisfiedNutsSugarElephantsFeeding Book:The Wicked Wit of John F. Kennedy Source: The Wicked Wit of John F. Kennedy
“My wife and I are both Libertarian; she was a Democrat and I was a Republican, and we both met in the middle somewhere.” WifeMiddleRepublicanMetsDemocratMy WifeLibertarian Author:Clint Eastwood
“He [Barack Obama] talked about a crisises and he was blaming the Republicans on this crisises. It's like me blaming my wife for my drinking. I don't se how this is the Republicans fault.” WifeRepublicanBlameFaultsDrinkingMy WifeLike MeBarack Author:Barack Obama
“I really didn't have any bad hitchhiking experiences. The only bad experiences were standing by the road for 10 hours. I never thought I'd get a ride with a ministers wife or a coalminer or a Republican elected official. It was all pleasant surprises. The only drag was the waiting.” WaitingHoursWifeRepublicanStandingSurpriseMinistersPleasantOfficialsDragElected OfficialsHitchhikingBad ExperiencesPleasant Surprises Author:John Waters