“I can make a damn pork chop. My best dish is actually lasagna, which I do a couple times a year. My wife wishes I cooked a little bit more often, but I can put a frozen pizza in the oven and I make a good salad.” YearsLittlesI CanWishBitsWifeCoupleLittle BitMy WifeDamnDishesFrozenPizzaSaladPorkOvensPork ChopsLasagna Author:Ed Harris
“A few years ago one of my wives, when talking about wives leaving their husbands said, 'I wish my husband's wives would leave him, every soul of them except myself.' That is the way they all feel, more or less, at times, both old and young.” WayFeelsYearsSaidSoulYoungWishTalkingWifeHusbandYears AgoLeavingMy WifeMy HusbandPolygamy Author:Brigham Young
“Yeah, if it hadn't been for me everybody'd be a lot better off--my wife and my kids and my friends.... I wish I'd never been born.I suppose it'd been better if I'd never been born at all.” IfsKidsWishBornWifeDespairMy FriendsYeahMy WifeBetter OffWonderful Life Author:Frances Goodrich