“I got my dog three years ago because I was drunk in a pet store. We had nine cats at the time. The cats started hiding the alcohol after that.” YearsThreeDogYears AgoCatAlcoholStoresNineDrunkPetHidingThree YearsMy Dog Author:Paula Poundstone
“A few years ago, before I stopped drinking, I was feeling very sorry for myself and very drunk, and I Googled 'Moby Sucks'. In less than one second something like 20 million responses came up... yeah, there has been a lot of loathing directed towards me, and it used to drive me crazy.” YearsHas BeensFeelingsUsedMillionsCrazyYears AgoYeahDrinkingResponseSorryDrunkLoathingDrive Me Crazy Author:Moby
“I was in bar about 15 years ago, a relationship had ended badly, I was very drunk and I thought I would convince myself to try and be gay. Like, at one point I didn't like coffee, then I learned to like it.” TryingYearsGayYears AgoCoffeeBarsDrunkConvince Author:Moby