“In a giddy tone I announced, “Operation Demon Days, Hexy Knights. Knight with a ‘K’.” Someone groaned. Matthias grimaced. “Absolutely not. It’s ridiculous.” “It’s perfect!” Blake picked me up for a quick twirl around. “I’m a Hexy Knight. I love having her in the group.” “No,” Matthias said. “She’s not—we’re not keeping her.” What am I, a stray?” Jayden shook his head. “‘Hexy’ isn’t even a word.” Tristan frowned. “It makes us sound like wizards casting spells.” “No, dude. It makes us sound sexy.” “It makes us sound stupid,” Matthias said. As Blake settled me back on the checkered blanket, I huffed, “Well, thank you Professor of the Dark Arts.” “Aren’t you the clever sheila. Really dug deep for that one.” NamesFriendsJokesMissions Book:Demons at Deadnight Source: Demons at Deadnight
“I don’t know why you’re embarrassed. Sexual attraction is a key component to—" "Ugh! Please stop talking." " But that’s my most attractive quality. I’m happy to communicate. " "But half the time, no one knows what you’re saying. Including me, and I’m your brother.” JokesNerdInterviewGuysHex BoysAttractive Quality Book:Interview with a Hex Boy Source: Interview with a Hex Boy
“You didn’t put up a protective shield?” “The shields I found on the Internet involved human sacrifice and down payment of my firstborn, so no, I didn’t put a shield around my house.” JokesShieldsHuman Sacrifice Book:Demons at Deadnight Source: Demons at Deadnight