“He gave it one last tightening tug and uttered a firm, “Stay.” “Woof,” I replied.” FunnyCrazyDogJokeWeirdWtf Book:Demons at Deadnight Source: Demons at Deadnight
“Fascinating!” Jayden was almost gleeful. “Yet another one you’re immune to, so it seems. Like Tristan’s hallucinating. And you can hold Matthias’s whips. Perhaps you should try to drown me.” I looked at him. “Are you crazy? Next you’ll want me to suffocate Logan!” “Excellent,” Jayden smiled. “I hadn’t thought of that.” "What?” Logan backed away.” FunnyGleeWtfBruhEvil Genius Book:Drop Dead Demons Source: Drop Dead Demons