“Are you talking to yourself again?” Brea yelled from outside. “I needed to consult someone intelligent,” he shouted back over his shoulder. “But there was nobody around, so you settled?” HumorFriendsTeasing Book:Like a House on Fire Source: Like a House on Fire
“But say…if I wanted to order fifty doves and release them in the medical wing…” “That would be a hell no.” “Just checking!” Bailey said, raising his hands. “Um…do you know if you can get deposits back or…?” Arne smirked. “Does Nelson have an affinity for doves that I didn’t know about?” “It’s romance!” Bailey declared. “I can’t not do things for him. He’s so perfect and wonderful, and he gives me cute frowns when I break my face on things. He deserves everything I can give him.” FriendsTeasing Book:Dream Source: Dream
“You’re a nightmare,” Nick huffed, looking at his watch. “And we’re late.” “I’m an angel. Look at my halo,” he declared, flicking his finger to make one appear over his head. [...[. “Yeah, you have a halo… and the dead body of the angel you tore it from is lying behind you in that trash heap you call your room.” FriendsTeasingFunny DialogueRoomates Book:Spectral Source: Spectral