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“Have you looked in a mirror lately, big guy?” “Of course,” Arne said, smoothing his hair. “How do you think I achieve this level of greatness every day?” Kiran rolled his eyes. “I don’t know. Delusion?” “Exactly.”

Friends Funny Dialogue

Book:Dream

Source: Dream

“There’s no pineapple, right? I asked for no pineapple.” “For the hundredth time, there’s no pineapple. Can you quit huffing down my neck?” Kiran complained, swatting at him. “Are you sure?” “You were there when I bought it!” Kiran said in exasperation. “Do you want to run it under a microscope?” “Depends.” Kiran gave him a flat glare. “On what?” “If you have a microscope.” “You’re ridiculous.”

Friends Funny Dialogue

Book:Dream

Source: Dream

“He sounds fun!” Nick scowled. “He touched the food on my plate!” “He sounds suicidal.”

Friends Funny Dialogue

Book:Whirlwind

Source: Whirlwind

“You’re a nightmare,” Nick huffed, looking at his watch. “And we’re late.” “I’m an angel. Look at my halo,” he declared, flicking his finger to make one appear over his head. [...[. “Yeah, you have a halo… and the dead body of the angel you tore it from is lying behind you in that trash heap you call your room.”

Friends Teasing Funny Dialogue Roomates

Book:Spectral

Source: Spectral

“Got any food in your apartment, or are you planning on continuing your diet of sunshine and dust bunnies?” He let out a loud laugh at her description of his god-awful kitchen skills. “I wasn’t that bad.” “You didn’t even have cockroaches in your old apartment, your food was that rotten.” “They were just snobbish and spoiled.”

Friends Funny Dialogue

Book:Mischief

Source: Mischief

“Man, oh, man. He is one high-maintenance marsupial.”

Humor Best Friends Middle Grade Kids Books Talking Animals Read Aloud Funny Dialogue Character Comedy Friend Group

Book:Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum

Source: Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum

“Oh, for goodness’ sake… Get over yourself.”

Humor Life Lessons Friendship Middle Grade Tough Love Talking Animals Character Growth Funny Dialogue Kids Lit

Book:Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum

Source: Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum

“I’m not getting married!” “Then why would they print that?” “Because the freedom of press has gone too far in this country? I don’t know!”

Press Freedom Of Press Funny Dialogue

Book:The Lightning-Struck Heart

Source: The Lightning-Struck Heart

“Turn right in one hundred feet,” the navigational system’s Scottish voice cut through Claire’s response. “Being interrupted by a Scottish accent sounds more sexy than rude,” she laughed, picturing a kilted Highlander warrior as the man behind the voice. “Very Outlander-ish.” Suggie giggled along. “I agree. It’s impossible to be angry at a sexy, exotic GPS voice telling you where to go. It’s not road rage. It’s road romance.”

Humor Romance Gps Road Rage Funny Dialogue Travel Humor Scottish Accent Technology Humor

Book:Threads of Deception: A Suddenly French Mystery

Source: Threads of Deception: A Suddenly French Mystery

“Or should I say that he is like the hand that is able to scratch your itchy parts with the perfect amount of strength!”

Humor Humorous Innuendo Dirty Jokes Funny Dialogue Innuendo Humour

Book:ひとりじめマイヒーロー 1

Source: ひとりじめマイヒーロー 1